When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! ..Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart.... Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!! Pat
When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! ..Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart.... Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!! Pat
I should have put up a caveat: I HAVE NOT CHECKED TO SEE IF THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE.
It's not like me to leave such info off a post like this that disparages a real corporation. Oh, well, perhaps J&J will find that this email going around the globe 73 times will generate tons of sales of their thermometers.
I should have put up a caveat: I HAVE NOT CHECKED TO SEE IF THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE.
It's not like me to leave such info off a post like this that disparages a real corporation. Oh, well, perhaps J&J will find that this email going around the globe 73 times will generate tons of sales of their thermometers.
TINK - LOL you bet. Next time the boss messes up my desk and I get obsessive about it....well, maybe I should keep a thermometer tacked to the shelf above my desk....
TINK - LOL you bet. Next time the boss messes up my desk and I get obsessive about it....well, maybe I should keep a thermometer tacked to the shelf above my desk....
Glad you got a laugh out of this one, Sass. BUT--aside if I may. I had a hell of time finding your post what wih the new changes MM has made. When I log in--no more can I just click on my desktop icon--now I have to log in like a non-member. And then, once logged in--I have no idea who responded to WHICH blog I'm trying to check in on.
Yikes, have I got a bunch of complaints to MM to address. Hopefully THEY can explain how checking in here can be just as easy for me now as it was before their latest change....
Hope you're doing well....Spring is almost here--we should all be celebrating -- almost-- an end to this miserable winter. THIS ISSUE HAS BEEN RESOLVED. SNAFU ON ONE OF MY COMPUTERS.
Here's to sunshine and flowers. An abundance of "Dames Rocket" by the sides of the country roads I drive every day. So gorgeous........
Pat
Quoting Curious2078
Glad you got a laugh out of this one, Sass. BUT--aside if I may. I had a hell of time finding your post what wih the new changes MM has made. When I log in--no more can I just click on my desktop icon--now I have to log in like a non-member. And then, once logged in--I have no idea who responded to WHICH blog I'm trying to check in on.
Yikes, have I got a bunch of complaints to MM to address. Hopefully THEY can explain how checking in here can be just as easy for me now as it was before their latest change....
Hope you're doing well....Spring is almost here--we should all be celebrating -- almost-- an end to this miserable winter.
Here's to sunshine and flowers. An abundance of "Dames Rocket" by the sides of the country roads I drive every day. So gorgeous........
Pat
Quoting Curious2078
Glad you got a laugh out of this one, Sass. BUT--aside if I may. I had a hell of time finding your post what wih the new changes MM has made. When I log in--no more can I just click on my desktop icon--now I have to log in like a non-member. And then, once logged in--I have no idea who responded to WHICH blog I'm trying to check in on.
Yikes, have I got a bunch of complaints to MM to address. Hopefully THEY can explain how checking in here can be just as easy for me now as it was before their latest change....
Hope you're doing well....Spring is almost here--we should all be celebrating -- almost-- an end to this miserable winter.
Here's to sunshine and flowers. An abundance of "Dames Rocket" by the sides of the country roads I drive every day. So gorgeous........
Pat
Glad you got a laugh out of this one, Sass. BUT--aside if I may. I had a hell of time finding your post what wih the new changes MM has made. When I log in--no more can I just click on my desktop icon--now I have to log in like a non-member. And then, once logged in--I have no idea who responded to WHICH blog I'm trying to check in on.
Yikes, have I got a bunch of complaints to MM to address. Hopefully THEY can explain how checking in here can be just as easy for me now as it was before their latest change....
Hope you're doing well....Spring is almost here--we should all be celebrating -- almost-- an end to this miserable winter. THIS ISSUE HAS BEEN RESOLVED. SNAFU ON ONE OF MY COMPUTERS.
Here's to sunshine and flowers. An abundance of "Dames Rocket" by the sides of the country roads I drive every day. So gorgeous........
When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! ..Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart.... Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!! Pat
Quoting Curious2078
When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS! ..Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart.... Then you are just an old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson & Johnson!!!!! Pat
